Saturday, 24 January 2015

K?dentaitaja: Parrun veist?j? Artisanal wooden dildos.

rough translation in the extended

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sm_QISrK1M

A rough translation I found.
00:00-00:18 When I walk in the forest, I see my sculptures ready in the trees. I see then everywhere, all the time. I am a craftsman, I sculpt from wood.
00:18-00:31 When I pick the finishing of the finished product, I have to think whether the final product will be, as you say indoor used or will it just be an ornament.
00:35-00:50 It is reputed that works of art are never ready and I think these are never really completely ready, but at some time you just have to let go. It is like your children are leaving the home.
00:53-01:04 I never sculpt two similar wood dongs. Just like in reality, they are all different. In the evening, in the morning. Different shapes. Different sizes.
01:11-01:20 Poor is not he, who has little, but he, who desires more. I am rich. I lack nothing.
At the end the narrator says: "With the same richness, Jounin Giffe (Jounis sugar wine) is produced. The rich sugar wine."
The video is a parody of a coffee advertisement seen here in Finland.
[NSFW] [art] [+6 Funny]
[by lilmookieesquire@7:56amGMT]

Comments

midden said @ 8:03pm GMT on 24th Jan [Score:1 Interesting]
I actually considered starting a custom dildo/vibrator business several years ago, but decided ultimately it would make many situations awkward. Then there's the whole legal liability if something goes wrong. I don't know how much legal protection some kind of "for novelty use only, do not use internally, blah, blah, blah" disclaimer would be. But it would have been fun!

I've got the skills to make them in wood, steel, aluminum, plastic, rubber, bronze, brass, etc, either machined or cast, buzzing or not.

It would have been fun!
Headlessfriar said @ 11:36pm GMT on 24th Jan [Score:1 Informative]
When I worked in retail sex shop, one of my coworkers was a glassblower who was thinking about making glass dildos for profit. He kept saying how then he would have to get a teeshirt that read "I blow glass cock"
lilmookieesquire said @ 12:04am GMT on 26th Jan
I don't see why he has to specify the material at all.
midden said @ 8:04pm GMT on 24th Jan [Score:1 Informative]
And this post really needs a thumbnail pic!
daffyduck said @ 1:39am GMT on 26th Jan [Score:1 Good]
Hah! This guy, Jouni, lives in my town. He is nicknamed Kyrpä-Jouni, you can probably guess what 'kyrpä' means after watching the vid. I considered entering SEcretSanta just to give somebody a genuine wooden cock with a note that would have the url:s of the video and Jouni's homepage, but then I'd have to explain to my gf why I'm spending more money on a present to someone I've never met than her present. If I remember correctly, he also likes to shoot with a longbow. Don't know if he's as good with that.
lilmookieesquire said @ 11:08pm GMT on 26th Jan
This is a real guy? Whoa!
krupa said @ 6:01pm GMT on 28th Jan
Only in Finland. Hyvä suomi. Joo...

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