Sunday, 22 April 2018

Penn State's 98-Year-Old Outing Club Is No Longer Allowed to Go Outside

quote [ A key issue for administrators was that the Outing Club frequently visit locations with poor cell phone coverage. This wasn't an issue during the Coolidge administration, but now that cell phones exist, students are apparently expected to remain glued to them at all times. ]

[SFW] [environment & nature] [+3 WTF]
[by arrowhen@11:10pmGMT]

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Bruceski said @ 2:13am GMT on 23rd Apr [Score:4 Insightful]
From the comments: this club funds itself off start of year dues and alumni donations, and charges students next to nothing for the trips. Penn State offers their own Outdoors Adventures program, and doubled the fee for them shortly before the ruling.

Follow the money.
Hugh E. said @ 12:43am GMT on 23rd Apr
In loco parentis? "Loco" is right. More like non petendam parentis! #consitesne? #insummo #rismag
arrowhen said @ 1:07am GMT on 23rd Apr
Are you having a stroke? Is it because you went outside?
Hugh E. said @ 3:17am GMT on 23rd Apr [Score:2 Funny]
I am making Latin jokes; obviously I have never, ever, been outside.
HoZay said @ 4:12am GMT on 23rd Apr
benedicat cor tuum
mechavolt said @ 10:58pm GMT on 23rd Apr
I took a year of Latin in undergrad just so I could chuckle mildly at your joke. WORTH EVERY DAMN PENNY
Hugh E. said @ 2:03am GMT on 25th Apr
Getting the joke is the entire and only point of a liberal arts education.
Bruceski said @ 12:59am GMT on 23rd Apr
Alternate option: budget for an emergency satphone. Kinda surprised such a club wouldn't have one already, particularly since they've been going for a hundred years and have probably put together quite a few emergency prep kits.
cb361 said @ 7:11am GMT on 23rd Apr
I read the headline and assumed that a 98 year old university "Outing" club publishes details of closeted homosexuals. Probably while wearing straw boaters.
arrowhen said @ 8:22am GMT on 23rd Apr
No, it's a club that outs 98 year old homosexuals.
cb361 said @ 1:43pm GMT on 23rd Apr
Ah. They're the hardest ones to Out, because they've had so much practice at being In.

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