Monday, 12 February 2018

Lions eat suspected big cat poacher

quote [ The lions in the Kruger National Park in South Africa left the head and only a few remains. ]

The lion's claws are sharpened for war
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+10 Good]
[by ScoobySnacks@6:28pmGMT]


C18H27NO3 said @ 6:40pm GMT on 12th Feb [Score:1 Funsightful]
Well, they say to be a good hunter you have to become one with your prey.

Job well done!!
WeiYang said @ 11:47am GMT on 14th Feb [Score:1 Good]

intense feels ahead, it's Christian the Lion.
zarathustra said @ 6:37pm GMT on 12th Feb
This makes me very happy. Am I a terrible person? ( on the basis of this, not independently.)
Taxman said @ 8:34pm GMT on 12th Feb
This is a pretty cat and dried case of L-irony.
Headlessfriar said @ 8:51pm GMT on 12th Feb
Wow, when it comes to puns, you don’t pussy foot around, do you?
spazm said[1] @ 9:11pm GMT on 12th Feb
I’d be lion if I said the pun was purrfect. Not sure if that makes you feline any better though.
Taxman said @ 9:45pm GMT on 12th Feb
Taxman said @ 9:46pm GMT on 12th Feb
It has a lion in it so it still counts as a lion pun right?
arrowhen said @ 10:04pm GMT on 12th Feb
That's the mane requirement, yes.
Taxman said @ 10:09pm GMT on 12th Feb
But not what you purr-fur?
arrowhen said @ 10:20pm GMT on 12th Feb
You've made a common er-roar: lions don't purr.
WeiYang said @ 7:42pm GMT on 12th Feb
They're good cats, Brent.
Hugh E. said @ 1:49am GMT on 13th Feb
captainstubing said @ 8:17pm GMT on 12th Feb
Great news. Should be more of it.
cb361 said @ 9:03pm GMT on 12th Feb
Stupid lions. They took the body and behind the guns and ammunition.
arrowhen said[1] @ 10:18pm GMT on 12th Feb
keep alert and choose your movements with care
the food court bears a menacing air
the Orange Julius is shrouded in ruin
tawny shapes in the deepening gloom

it's lions!

consumer spending's moved to mostly online
leaving shopping centers on the decline
new habitats in the suburban wastes
free from poachers, room to lie in the shade

for lions!

why we still shop here nobody knows
predation weeds out the slow and the old
in echoing corridors adrenaline thrills
the savage spectacle of hunters
closing in for the kill:

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:30pm GMT on 12th Feb
Lions on the prowl.

For great shopping deals!
captainstubing said @ 10:27am GMT on 13th Feb

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