Saturday, 23 December 2017
quote [ Pornstars: April O'neil
Categories: Big Tits, Blowjob, Cumshot, Handjob, Hardcore, Pornstar, Funny, Threesome, Parody, HD Production: Professional Tags: woodrocket, small ass, big boobs, petite, skinny, 3some, frosty, christmas, xmas, parody, spoof, big naturals, santa, outdoors, snowjob, holiday ] This was cute, but deceptive. I feel like there was a lot of potential lost for snowman fucking. Why didn't they just use an orange dildo? Paint a guy frosty white? Paint his dick orange? 🤔 Oh well. 😂 Enjoy! 💋
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EvilNinjaX24 said @ 5:27am GMT on 23rd Dec
[Score:1 Funny]
You know you've been watching porn too long when you start critiquing the artistic merits rather than paying attention to the sex. (I know this from experience.)
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Hugh E. said @ 1:29pm GMT on 23rd Dec
What?! That's like saying you've been having sex too long when you start paying attention to personality.
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