Wednesday, 29 November 2017

When these Scottish schoolchildren armed to fight a 7-foot vampire, parents started to worry

quote [ It was a prime example of juvenoia, the fear of younger generations ]

All I know is you will feel his bite
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cb361 said @ 1:27pm GMT on 29th November
My girlfriend likes porcelain dolls in pretty clothes.

She excuses it saying that she didn't have any dolls when she was a little girl, and still feels deprived. She's not deprived now though, because she has arranged dozens of the things in our study room, and stand staring with their cold dead eyes at all hours of the day or night.

Or so I hope. I have pointed out that in any film those fuckers would come to life at night, but she says that she would love them to come to life. I pointed out that they would murder us in our beds, but she says that they kind and lovely, and wouldn't do that.

Sometimes at night, if I reach for the light switch in that room, my fingers touch a small ceramic hand instead.

Last night I noticed that the mirror in that room is aligned, just so that when you walk out of the bathroom, you can see two of them staring at you from that room.

So, if I suddenly stop commenting on SE, please check the news reports to see if a British couple has been found murdered in their beds, and the police have nothing to go on...


cb361 said @ 1:28pm GMT on 29th November
My girlfriend likes porcelain dolls in pretty clothes. Not quite Chucky-sized, but close.

She excuses it saying that she didn't have any dolls when she was a little girl, and still feels deprived. She's not deprived now though, because she has arranged dozens of the things in our study room, and stand staring with their cold dead eyes at all hours of the day or night.

Or so I hope. I have pointed out that in any film those fuckers would come to life at night, but she says that she would love them to come to life. I pointed out that they would murder us in our beds, but she says that they kind and lovely, and wouldn't do that.

Sometimes at night, if I reach for the light switch in that room, my fingers touch a small ceramic hand instead.

Last night I noticed that the mirror in that room is aligned, just so that when you walk out of the bathroom, you can see two of them staring at you from that room.

So, if I suddenly stop commenting on SE, please check the news reports to see if a British couple has been found murdered in their beds, and the police have nothing to go on...


cb361 said @ 1:29pm GMT on 29th November
My girlfriend likes porcelain dolls in pretty clothes. Not quite Chucky-sized, but close.

She excuses it saying that she didn't have any dolls when she was a little girl, and still feels deprived. She's not deprived now though, because she has arranged dozens of the things in our study room, and stand staring with their cold dead eyes at all hours of the day or night.

Or so I hope. I have pointed out that in any film those fuckers would come to life at night, but she says that she would love them to come to life. I pointed out that they would murder us in our beds, but she says that they are kind and lovely, and wouldn't do that. She loves those dolls.

Sometimes at night, if I reach for the light switch in that room, my fingers touch a small ceramic hand instead.

Last night I noticed that the mirror in that room is aligned, just so that when you walk out of the bathroom, you can see two of them staring at you from that room.

So, if I suddenly stop commenting on SE, please check the news reports to see if a British couple has been found murdered in their beds, and the police have nothing to go on...



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cb361 said @ 1:27pm GMT on 29th November [Score:1 Funny]
My girlfriend likes porcelain dolls in pretty clothes. Not quite Chucky-sized, but close.

She excuses it saying that she didn't have any dolls when she was a little girl, and still feels deprived. She's not deprived now though, because she has arranged dozens of the things in our study room, and stand staring with their cold dead eyes at all hours of the day or night.

Or so I hope. I have pointed out that in any film those fuckers would come to life at night, but she says that she would love them to come to life. I pointed out that they would murder us in our beds, but she says that they are kind and lovely, and wouldn't do that. She loves those dolls.

Sometimes at night, if I reach for the light switch in that room, my fingers touch a small ceramic hand instead.

Last night I noticed that the mirror in that room is aligned, just so that when you walk out of the bathroom, you can see two of them staring at you from that room.

So, if I suddenly stop commenting on SE, please check the news reports to see if a British couple has been found murdered in their beds, and the police have nothing to go on...




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