Monday, 27 May 2019

Impossible Foods’ rising empire of almost-meat

quote [ To be the future of meat, Impossible needs to change the definition of “meat.” ]

I don't want an ordinary burger
[SFW] [food & drink] [+2 Underrated]
[by ScoobySnacks]
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arrowhen said @ 9:02am GMT on 31st May [Score:-2]
Yo, Nate. I can understand what a difficult struggle it must have been to muster up the strength in your emaciated vegan body to type a few words on the internet. So out of respect for you and your tragic self-inflicted eating disorder, please add me to your list of people you will never again reply to.

I can only imagine how difficult it must be to maintain your vigil of scorn and derision on a diet more suited to a tiny rabbit than a full-grown human being, but kudos to you for the valiant effort!

Also -- and don't worry, I don't actually expect a pathetic husk of a man living on bowls of sad leaves instead of normal food to actually answer this, but -- how many sacred cows and magical chickens or whatever do you expect me to avoid eating to offset the environmental cost of your unnecessary fucking crotch-goblin, you sanctimonious, hypocritical piece of shit?

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