First as Tragedy, Then as Farce -
Billions of dollars have been hastily poured into the global banking system in a frantic attempt at financial stabilization. Where is the social stability?
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky