random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

I meant nipples - crwk8

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361



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