Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
