I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele