random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman

i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13

wood man approves highly - snowfox

what's relative might well be incest - incpenners

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox



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