random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot

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