Klutz Paper -
Flying Dragons Craft Kit
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft