random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

I understand and I wish to continue - lost

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious



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