The Dollop -
It's history, but funny. Usually. Mostly.
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context