when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks