random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J

we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson

golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

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