Do you want to dig up a T-Rex?
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin