random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

fapping all over the world -

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

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