random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew

never read comments - theolypse

some pron in the extended - dook_sucks

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

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