random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

typed this one-handed - uncletim



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