A Testament of Hope -
The Essential Writings and Speeches of Martin Luther King, Jr.
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
