random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench



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