Understanding Power -
The Indispensible Chomsky
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench