random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

I understand and I wish to continue - lost

come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman



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