Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
blood is the best lube - swiggy
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
