Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
