random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

we're just searching for lump - mattfish

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

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