random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

blood is the best lube - swiggy

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

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