random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b

want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey

some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis



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