Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
