random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface



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