Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife