random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
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