random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

I meant nipples - crwk8

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano



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