You Are Not So Smart -
Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, and 46 Other Ways You're Deluding Yourself
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)