random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

we're just searching for lump - mattfish

turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan



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