How to Create a Mind -
The Secret of Human Thought Revealed
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
