random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik



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