Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
fapping all over the world -
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
