random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen

spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai

one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
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