random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

I meant nipples - crwk8

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride



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