random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

I meant nipples - crwk8



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