random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

defiantly masturbating material - tamp

we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

never read comments - theolypse

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

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