random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik



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