random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

fap 'til you puke - kang

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur



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