random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur



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