random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson

defiling the lifebag of man - tamp

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

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