random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

useless without pictures - cb361

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT



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