random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit

fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur

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