random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish



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