random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48

a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho



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