random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361



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