random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

blood is the best lube - swiggy

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT



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