random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride

this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny



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1 ScoobySnacks
2 HoZay
3 Paracetamol
4 cb361
5 mechavolt