Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk