random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
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