random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

The Res-erection - brat#3

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

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