Anger -
Wisdom for Cooling the Flames
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus