random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

this should be a tagline - Trigger

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

eat clit or die! - vahid

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

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