random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil

we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

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