random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

eat clit or die! - vahid

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire



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