Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace