random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

blood is the best lube - swiggy



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