random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

let crazy put its dick in you - cb361

defiling the lifebag of man - tamp

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish



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