random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

fapping all over the world -

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious

I want it so badly - Wadysseus



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