random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

fap 'til you puke - kang

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

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