random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

blood is the best lube - swiggy

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

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