random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

fap 'til you puke - kang

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel

useless without pictures - cb361

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

let the meat cake! - arrowhen

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz



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