random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus

I meant nipples - crwk8

some pron in the extended - dook_sucks

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft

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