How to Create a Mind -
The Secret of Human Thought Revealed
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
fap 'til you puke - kang
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
useless without pictures - cb361
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz