random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

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